With all the comments on perms and wigs, now might be the time to tell The Kit tale...
It started by my getting the bright idea to add a little spice to the Cowman's life. I know your saying Danger, Danger... But seriously the man needed it.
After some extensive research, and a glass of box wine, I found the perfect solution: The Sweet Potato Queens ReVirgination Kit. I mean it was Made to Order. It contained: a killer margarita mix
wicked sunglasses with rhinestones, a tiara, and a Red Wig with long flowing locks.
I could just picture the Cowman's steely eyed look of amazement coming my way. How could I go wrong with this get up on, right? Will you stop with the Danger, Danger...
I know the whole thing looses a little of the spice if your wearing a long sleeve shirt, wranglers, chinks, and boots. But really, that was no reason for my neighbor to roll around on her lawn, splitting a gut laughing, when I showed it to her. And, to laugh harder when I said I planned on loosing the wranglers and keep the chinks on. As she kept up with the OMG's and Only You's and Danger, Danger's... I went off home to fine tune my kit.
The steely eyed Cowman liked that Kit, and I heard thru the ranch vine there was a run on red wigs & RV kits after he mentioned it to some of his friends.
Danger, Danger...
