Sunday, August 2, 2015

Elder care...

Let me tell you driving the Elders bus is not for sissies...


The Elders give a lot of unrequested directions, and little tidbits of strange information...

The Elders remember events that I have long forgotten, like the engagement party to my first fiance. 
The Elders are very resourceful, like Dad's date showing me the tooth she Gorilla glued back together for this date.
The Elders argue over who is paying for this luncheon date, but forget to tip the driver.
The Elders actually want their picture taken,


and don't care if the driver has the Biggest Margarita she can find.

14 comments:

  1. So, dad has a babe huh. I meant to ask on the last post. How the hell do you Elk hunt from a walker?

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  2. Do they have a curfew? LOL. Gorilla glue and duct tape, best ever.

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  3. WOODSTERMAN: Yep, he actually has a few babes... As to the Elk hunting from a walker: first off you have to have high up connections in Colorado Fish & Game, then...

    CELIA: Not yet, but their push'n it. I thought that was very resourceful of her, even if it made her a little long in the tooth...

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  4. Now that was funny. Your dad and his date look pretty happy.

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  5. Fun post and such cuties those elders are.Looks like they are having a blast. Life goes full circle. Your dad probably chauffeured you on your first dates.

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  6. I can only hope that Dad gets lucky.

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  7. ADRIENNE: They've been friends for years, and the stories they tell!

    ARKANSAS PATTI: They were like a couple of kids. My Dad didn't chauffeur me around, but he made sure I was watched over...

    LL: He's hope'n that too.

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  8. Gorilla Glue is overrated. Now JB Weld, THAT is the stuff you can count on. It sticks to teeth as well as jello.

    Beat that.

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  9. When(?) I get old, I want to be just like them and I want my daughter to be just like you!

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  10. LOL, gotta have fun, regardless of the age! :-) And it's payback for all the dates he probably drove you on! :-D

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  11. If you'd have bought Dad a motorcycle the way that he wanted, he could have taken dates out on that.

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  12. Margaritas are the fountains of youth:-)

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  13. FREDD: Good to know, I have a tube of JB Weld in the shop.

    TABOR: Thanks for the kind words.

    OLD NFO: They are having fun! He didn't drive me on dates, I dated guys that were old enough to drive...

    LL: I will send him your way for some lessons on the Diavel...

    GRANNY ANNIE: Or a least they make you think you are younger!

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  14. I want to be just like them when I get old!

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